Tuesday, June 12, 2012

...as Bill Engvall would say....here's your sign!

I did a blog on this topic a while back, but I just HAD to do it again. The ammunition that is handed us daily, makes it almost impossible not to.

I start with a comment made by someone about the national debt..."the president is spending money, because the debt climbs every day". Really? You mean those pesky government employees want to get paid for work, and have their lights lit? The fact of the matter is that most of the daily increase is interest on money we have borrowed from other countries.....but seriously, any government has to spend money, unless people are working for free in dark buildings, and we stop social security checks...and and and........ Here's your sign!

"we shouldn't have national health care , it doesn't work in Canada". I asked why (I know several Canadians and they love their national health care....one lives here most of the year, and returns there for surgeries, he is an ex pro hockey player).
Canadians sneak into this country to get medical care (wow, did that come out of the National Enquirer?).
Me-Really? I never heard of such a thing and it makes no sense....
Yes they come into Minnesota for health care.
Me-Ummm...do you mean they go to the Mayo Clinic (one of the premier hospitals, the largest in this country, and the one on the cutting edge of treatment , no pun intended).
Yes....
Me-Well that is because it is one of the premier hosipitals in the world, if I were rich ,I would go there too if I were seriously ill.
I never heard of it.
       Here's your sign!

Mitt Romney refuses to release his tax returns because Obama will use them to show he makes money.
Mitt, I don't know how to tell you this, but the secret is out, we already know you are stinking, filthy rich! Here's something else for you....Here's your sign!

A woman in Colorado called police because she couldn't find her remote control, and thought she was burglarized. The police went to her home and found it in a kitchen drawer. She says she never misplaces things.....Yes honey, people break into houses all the time just to steal remote controls! Here's your sign!

Comment spotted on a live cam at Cornell where three young hawks are flying and learning to hunt...."those poor things are stuck up on that roof in the wind".
They are hawks, not groundhogs. They have wings. They were born to be in the wind.....if they don't like it up there, they will fly down. Here's your sign !

...and if I hear how Captain Kangaroo was a Iwo Jima hero one more time...... he wasn't. He joined after Iwo Jima and missed most of the war. Oh, and Mr Roberts was definitely NOT a Navy Seal. If you still believe either of those things......here's your sign!

...and finally in the news today. A KKK group wants to adopt a road. They are willing to create a stretch of road in Georgia and authorities are trying to figure out if they should allow them to do so or not. Are you kidding! First of all, it would be the first productive thing they have done for the community, and second of all.....let us all know the exact location. We will be happy to leave all kinds of stuff for them to clean up! Atlanta, here's your sign!

Life is full of idiots.....don't be one.





Peshaui Wequashimese





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